Quotations about Gambling

You never know beforehand what people are capable of, you have to wait, give it time, it's time that rules, time is our gambling partner on the other side of the table and it holds all the cards of the deck in its hand, we have to guess the winning cards of life, our lives.” 

“If I found 20 dollars on the ground, I’d be willing to bet I’d find someone in desperate need of money that I could give it to. And I’d bet 20 dollars, so even after finding and giving away 20 dollars, I’d have made 20 dollars.” 

Silly Question Answer Money Jokes

                                                 

                                       Where can you always find money?

                                                                   In the dictionary.

Nurse: How’s the boy who swallowed a pound coin?
Doctor: No change yet.

Why did the boy eat his cash?
Because it was his dinner money!

Why is sex like a bank account?
Because once you withdraw, you lose all interest.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills?
With Tyrannosaurus cheques!

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?
A very witch woman!

                                          When I was young, people called me a gambler.

                                              As the scale of my operations increased

                                                  I became known as a speculator.

                                                      Now I am called a banker.

                                      But I have been doing the same thing all the time.

                                                                         cool guy!!!

The Four Stages of Getting Drunk

Going out for a night of drinking with your friends is fun.  Its a good way to relax and have a nice time. For best results, you are going to want to know the stage of getting drunk.  It helps if you have a good idea of what your tolerance level is prior to heading out.  Some people can drink a lot without any problems.  Others will be wasted after just a few drinks. Know your limits.