Naughty MPs also using Computers for Porn and Gambling say dismissed Judges

Just as if things couldn't get any worse for the UK' s establishment after the dismissal of three judges for viewing pornography on business computers the other day, a recent audit of the House of Commons networks has uncovered similar misuse on 63 MP' s machines after following up a dismissed judge's allegation of computer abuse.

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