Silly Question Answer Money Jokes

                                                 

                                       Where can you always find money?

                                                                   In the dictionary.

Nurse: How’s the boy who swallowed a pound coin?
Doctor: No change yet.

Why did the boy eat his cash?
Because it was his dinner money!

Why is sex like a bank account?
Because once you withdraw, you lose all interest.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills?
With Tyrannosaurus cheques!

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?
A very witch woman!

                                          When I was young, people called me a gambler.

                                              As the scale of my operations increased

                                                  I became known as a speculator.

                                                      Now I am called a banker.

                                      But I have been doing the same thing all the time.

                                                                         cool guy!!!