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Quotes about Gambling

You’ll always miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
Wayne Gretzky
(*1961; Canadian former professional ice hockey player and head coach)

One of the healthiest ways to gamble
is with a spade and a package of garden seeds.
Dan Bennett
(*1962; American comedian and juggler)

Spooky how Madonna's new 'smart' mascara has made her psychic

Los Angeles - A $500,000 mascara originally developed by space program scientists as eye medication for treating astronauts' gamma ray blast exposure has been endorsed by Madonna as an awesome gambling aid.

In a forthcoming interview with Megabux Celeb magazine the entertainer reveals how she won a huge heap of online poker cash this Yuletide holiday while 'test driving' Space NK Apothecary's new 'smart' mascara, Catz Eyes Nebula Lash.

Top Opus Dei bundler bankrupted by Amazonbotch-link online poker site

London - One of the British Establishment's untouchables, a shadyMilord decorated with a Vatican knighthood by Hitler's Pope Benedict the 69th, is living a secret double life after being bankrupted for almost $5million by a subsidiary of online spread betting site Aintgottaprayer.con.

Double-or-nothing Bet On Instant Replay Leads to State's Largest Reported Gambling Loss

Indian Head, OK - A man from Texas lost $424,000 last month after he placed a double-or-nothing bet on the instant replay of a March Madness college basketball game. The man was down $212,000 dollars when he placed the bet. It is the largest gambling loss in the history of legalized gambling on Native American land in Oklahoma. The state released the news yesterday.

Sports Betting Good for Heart Health and Blood Pressure Says Las Vegas Casino Owners

Las Vegas, NV Las Vegas casino owners concluded a study and released the findings today. They found that gambling on anything, but especially sports, is very therapeutic and has many benefits, including lowering the risk of heart attack, stroke, and lowers your blood pressure. Furthermore, sports gambling is a deterrent to cancer and also the Black Plague.