Where can you always find money?
In the dictionary.
Nurse: How’s the boy who swallowed a pound coin?
Doctor: No change yet.
Doctor: No change yet.
Why did the boy eat his cash?
Because it was his dinner money!
Because it was his dinner money!
Why is sex like a bank account?
Because once you withdraw, you lose all interest.
Because once you withdraw, you lose all interest.
How do dinosaurs pay their bills?
With Tyrannosaurus cheques!
With Tyrannosaurus cheques!
What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?
A very witch woman!
A very witch woman!
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